March 2012
niallerswag:
Louis: Swagmasta from Doncasta
Niall: Mac Daddy Mullingar
Zayn: Bradford Bad Boi
Harry: Holmes Chapel Homie
Liam: Wolverhampton Hustla
Why I love these boys.
Interviewer: Describe each other! Let's start off with Zayn - what do you like about him? And what annoys you?
Harry: He's our bad boy.
Zayn: Why do you always say that I'm the bad boy?
Liam: Because you look like one. You're the only one of us that has a beard!
Zayn: I only forgot to shave!
Louis: Oh, I can't stand Zayn's belt by Gucci.
Zayn: What do you have against it? It's pretty!
Louis: It's chavvy.
[Harry, Niall and Liam nod approvingly]
Zayn: Okay, let's continue with Harry. I think he had great hair. Hmm.. what else do I like about him? Right, he always cleans his teeth. But he's grumpy in the morning.
Liam: What? Harry isn't!
Louis: Right! He always cracks jokes right after he gets up. I'm grumpy, not Harry!
Zayn: Sometimes he is grumpy!
Liam: But then he's grumpy to you, Zayn. You should ask yourself why..
Niall: [cracking up]
Zayn: Niall is next!
Harry: Oh yeah! I know what annoys me - he farts all the time!
Niall: You should rather say what you like about me I think!
Liam: Niall is always in a good mood!
Harry: And he looks like a furby!
Niall: Great! So you're the handsome one in the band. And I'm the furby..
Harry: These things are so cute!
Zayn: And you said you looked like them as well, Niall!
Niall: Alright, I want to say something about Liam!
Liam: Well I'm eager to hear that!
Niall: Liam is a good friend. You can talk about everything to him. But what annoys me about him is his werid curl that's really ALWAYS sticking out. It's driving me nuts!
Liam: What? It's not sticking out, is it?
Louis: No, today it looks great!
Liam: Thanks Louis, I'll say something about you..
Louis: Oh no, I'm scared!
Liam: I think he's the funniest of all of us. And what annoys me.. [thinking]
Zayn: He's a slob!
Liam: That's true! He always does things without thinking about them properly.
Niall: Louis' untidyness annoys me! We had to share a tiny room when we were on the "X Factor". We always cleaned up after him.
Liam: And what did he do to thank us? When he came back, the room looked as if we've never cleaned it!
Louis: There were only a few clothes lying on the floor, nothing major!
Zayn: It was anything but healthy sleeping in this room!
Louis: It didn't bother me!
Zayn: Yeah, cause you're so messy!
Liam: Okay, I think you can tell already that we're slightly crazed. But I found really great friends in these four crazy people. We're like brothers now - we fight and then make up. There's nothing that can seperate us.
Person: Here's a ruler. Draw a straight line.
Louis: I...I can't. I can't do it.
Person:
Louis:
Person:
Louis: I'm serious.
Person:
Louis:
Person: But it's just a li-
Harry: Trust me. Louis can't do anything straight.
When i meet One Direction:
bieberdirectionhigh:
LOL JK… or am i?
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I’m really angry.
one bitch of my school make a facebook of Zayn and she put a relationship with him¡,omg,and her friend put comments like “omg you’re lucky girl” and she put this photo
and her friend put something like “so cute”,the worst thing is, in the name,she put Zyan,not Zayn.
Zyan Jaawad Malik
Zyan?,ZYAN?,god it’s Z-A-Y-N.
bad english...
RIP Aunt Joji Malik, the first person to hear Zayn...
1dswagmastas:
youmaycallmedirectioner:
IT.WAS.HIS.AUNT
lol, i changed it, DON’T KILL ME.
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thequeenkristen:
ok
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ILLEGAL.
reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
Imagine having Harry and Zayn as your conscience...
zaynmaliknavy:
People on the Internet: I love that band.
Me: OMG REALLY? LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!1!!11!
People at school: I love that band.
Me: no you don't.
Oh you're mad cause Zayn won't be at the concert...
vashappeninghannah:
